A Sketch Artist's Rendering of the Culprit
In an unexpected turn of events, it appears our landlord’s ceaseless investigation of us has hit paydirt: He has discovered the very blog you see before you.
In a comment to our previous “Undercover Landlord” post, which can be viewed below, a certain ‘Derek’ wrote
“I just want everybody to know. I’m a tenant of these Landlords. They are the best I’ve ever had. Something must be terrible wrong with these 123 kids that they are being evicted. My Landlord is a very nice person, all services are better than expected.”
The Intelligence Analysis Unit here at the 123 Community Space has come up with the following suspects for the author of this comment:
File Photo, Courtesy of Reuters
1) The Landlords. Having learned from their infiltration efforts of the past, they came up with an email “derek844@gmail.com” that mentions neither the space nor Bed-Stuy. Clever. Another key piece of evidence is their consistent capitalization of the word “landlord”, in the same way that you would capitalize “God.”
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2) Yuppies. Bed-Stuy is facing a full scale assault from yuppies. Case in point? Our ‘neighbor’ who climbs into his Cadillac wearing flip flops and a backwards cap. This subspecies has been known to defend capital, but unless they formerly lived in a yurt, can’t have possibly found the services to be better than expected. Hence our final suspect:
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3) Our Landlord’s 8 Year Old Son. Okay, so we think that they don’t have any preteen children, but who knows? It would go a long way towards explaining the unadulterated adoration, and also the ignorance of the way in which wordpress gives you the IP address of people leaving commments. Oh! That reminds me!
Help us find out where derek844@gmail.com is posting from. Here’s his IP address: 98.116.26.121
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Here is what I found on http://whatismyipaddress.com
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Lookup IP Address: 98.116.26.121
General Information
Hostname: pool-98-116-26-121.nycmny.east.verizon.net
ISP: Verizon Internet Services
Organization: Verizon Internet Services
Proxy: None detected
Type: Cable/DSL
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Country: United States
State/Region: NY
City: Brooklyn
Latitude: 40.676
Longitude: -73.9629
Area Code: 718
note also that derek’s email, derek844 follows the pattern of using one word and three numbers, JUST like 123bedstuy!
busted!
Now I know why he’s evicting you. Get the worm’s out of The Big Apple. Anyone thinking different then you becomes your “LANDLORD”? Or anyone not writing such an “intelligent” english like you, is age 8-13 ? But our “LANDLORD” is a racist because he says what the yellowish flyer on your window says??? DUMS!!! WAKE UP!!! (don’t forget to investigate my IP address. when you’ll find me, then…..) I’m sorry in advance, but it’s a public blog. If you only want to hear interal comments, don’t publicize it. BTW I asked the “LANDLORD” if he needs any help. he said he doesn’t need. so I won’t bother with your bulshit anymore. have a good one!!!
Derek
Hahaha, well ‘derek’, i’m glad you offered the ‘LANDLORD’ help, because he’s gonna need as much of it as he can get.
To all the dereks and other toadies of the world, you can’t stop us! We’re tired of parasites feeding off of our labor, and we’re not gonna stop until all landlords have been evicted from Bed Stuy.
Can’t stop, won’t stop….
my whole life i have been lead astray, believing a landlord was a person who charges others to use a building he isn’t using.
how wrong i was. thanks to derek, i’ve seen the error of my ways. now i understand that anyone with beliefs differing from mine becomes my landlord.
i suddenly have a lot more landlords than i remember…
Hey,
Sorry that I couldn’t make it today (work, unfortunately), but I hope enough people showed up in my stead. Keep me posted, and let me know ASAP about future hurdles…
-J. “G.” J.